Bing is terrible.
Bing is that friend who when you see him you’re like “Oh fuck, not him…”
Bing is that guy who hits on your sister in front of you.
Bing is like internet explorer, who just won’t give up.
Bing is that 11 year old cursing you out over Xbox Live.
Bing is the Guy riding a motorcycle louder than a nuclear explosion when you’re trying to sleep.
Bing is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
Bing is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
Bing is the one who wrote your number on the mall’s bathroom wall.
Bing is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
Bing is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
Bing is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
Bing is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
Bing just really needs to stop trying.
This whole Google VS Bing shit? Just why?!
People have been using Google for 14 years as of today (Happy birthday Google!) so why the fuck would it change? Your commercials are annoying and your product is shit.